2. Or, just buy the team, then brag about it to Jay Z
3. Create and host an actual awards show called the Hood Grammys — because “we need this”
4. Follow through with that battle rap that you challenged Murda Mook to
5. Become the mayor of Toronto. Elections are close, on October 27, but how tough can it be to win, if Rob Ford can do it?
6. Create an official compilation album of Drake GIFs — because you were made to be GIFed
7. Give Halle Berry a baby — because no one can stop you
8. Sign a female artist to OVO Sound because you’re the “king of the ladies”
9. Just propose to Rihanna and get it over with — doesn’t matter if she says no
10. Record the diss track to end all diss tracks and ether everyone who’s ever trash talked you
11. Give us a mixtape that includes “Side Pieces” “Honorable Mention” and other future hood classics before your 4th album drops
12. Release a love song with Young Thug
13. Figure out a way to actually profit from the sale of “Drake Tears”
14. Go Platinum in less than a week when Views From The 6ix drops
15. Then release the full album of R&B slow jams that you know you want to (with Birdman ad-libs)
16. Go bar-for-bar with Kanye West on a song
17. Start a chain of strip clubs where dancers can only shake it to OVO songs
18. Re-release a video for “Best I Ever Had” so we can see how much you’ve changed
19. Briefly date one of the Kardashians so you and Khloe can “Take Toronto” together
20. Have your birthday declared a national holiday in Toronto, while you’re at it
21. Admit to Justin Bieber that he’s making Canada look bad
22. Purchase the Molson Amphitheatre in Toronto, like you promised at OVO Fest this year
23. Then change the laws, so Chris Brown’s felony record doesn’t prevent him from performing with you next time
24. Record a joint EP with Lil Wayne because the Drake vs. Wayne Tour was incredible
25. Get that Sade collaboration you’ve been wanting for years
26. Give an up-and-coming country singer a huge break by remixing one of their songs
27. Land a starring movie role, because that “Anchorman II” cameo doesn’t really count
28. Work on another set of limited-edition OVO Jordans then donate the insane profits to charity.
29. Keep doing what you do
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