Super Bowl Sunday: It's apparently the one time it's OK to be covered in Dorito dust and wing sauce for an entire day, and there's nothing wrong with that.
The first Sunday in February has unofficially become National Schlub Day. Look, we know that's a little harsh, but we're totally guilty of it too. Who doesn't love sweatpants and not moving for hours on end? For some, that's like a Fifty Shades fantasy it sounds so good.
Since bad habits can be so addicting, this is just a friendly reminder that there are some traditions during the big game that should not be everyday indulgences.
Let's all make a promise to each other to shower before work on Monday, huh? Until then, let's be shameless with some of these gross "traditions!"
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1. Eating three pounds of Doritos.
2. Discussing commercials as though they're "art."
3. Being a fair–weathered fan for some team you have no business rooting for.
4. Using your sweatpants as a napkin for all the barbecue wings you're devouring.
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5. Watching TV for 6+ hours without moving.
6. Destroying relationships with family and friends due to vicious trash talk.
7. Blowing the mortgage on your home in a drunken bet.
8. Crying while watching an advertisement for beer.
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9. Not showering because of some sort of weird superstition.
10. Referring to all of your friends as "brah" or "chief."
11. Attempting to chest bump your significant other after a touchdown.
12. Angrily throwing something at your TV.
13. Wearing weird hats: Blocks of cheese, Viking helmets, etc.
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14. Face painting or body painting for an all-day event is never a good idea.
15. Taking to the streets to flip over and burn cars (whether you win or lose.)
16. Peeing into a beer bottle because you don't want to take a bathroom break.
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via E! Online (US) - Top Stories
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