Behold: The Bizarre Glory Of SkyMall’s 13 Wackiest Items

by Katie Calautti 4m ago

Now that SkyMall has filed for bankruptcy and we’ve taken it upon ourselves to style them back into existence, we figured we’d ramp the campaign up a few notches. Because what good is a Padded Butt Enhancer Brief without a Giant Red King Crab Sculptural Chair to perch it upon?

We don’t want to know a world where our flights don’t include the act of paging through a curiously-stained, dog-eared copy of the magazine – so we’re celebrating our twisted love affair with the seatback staple by highlighting the 13 most bizarre items featured within SkyMall’s robust collection of weird and wondrous stuff. Get it while the gettin’s good, y’all!

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   Velociraptor Dinosaur Statue ($2,250)

   
   
   
   


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   Inada DreamWave Massage Chair ($8,499)

   
   
   
   


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   Steve Aoki Micro Kickboard Carry-On Luggage Scooter w/ Bluetooth Speaker ($429)

   
   
   
   


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   Mademoiselle Floor Lamp ($549)

   
   
   
   


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   Plush Hopper Ball – Adult – Horse ($79)

   
   
   
   


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   Slackers 90′ Eagle Zipline with Seat ($169)

   
   
   
   


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   Lord Raffles Throne & Ottoman ($2350)

   
   
   
   


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   Fire Burning Portable Hot Tub ($3999)

   
   
   
   


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   Night Glow Toilet Seat ($49)

   
   
   
   


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    NFL Shoe Wine Holder ($36)

    
    
    
    

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