If you love “Fifty Shades of Grey,” but you’ve always wished that its titular playboy sadist was just a little softer, then this branded tie-in from the Vermont Teddy Bear Company is the warm, cuddly Christian Grey you’ve been waiting for.
In a listing that is pointedly labeled as being unsuitable for children — but very suitable for those who want to “dominate Valentine’s Day” (har, har) — Vermont Teddy Bear is getting aboard the “Fifty Shades” bandwagon. And for $89.99, you, too, can be the proud ladyfriend of your very own “Fifty Shades of Grey” bear, which comes wearing a well-tailored suit and a silk tie, just like the real Christian Grey.
Vermont Teddy Bear Company
Personal helicopter, multimillion-dollar penthouse, and sadistic control freak obsessions are presumably not included, although the bear does come with a mask and an incredibly petite pair of handcuffs. The cuffs, particularly, are much too small for a human to wear, but they could come in handy if you wanted to see Mr. Grey the Teddy Bear indulging in some kinky play with another, similarly-sized toy.
I mean, not that we would know anything about that, and we definitely do not currently have a Buzz Lightyear at home who has been tied up in a carboard box decorated to resemble the Red Room of Pain.
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