Do you “culturally” celebrate Super Bowl Sunday because you love cheesy foods and funny commercials? You are not alone. Super Bowl Sunday is arguably the most important fake national holiday of the year — and just because you draw a blank stare at the first mention of a first down, THAT doesn’t mean you have to miss out on all of the fun … including gambling.
Yes, even if you don’t know (or don’t care) about traditional sports bets, you too can win free money — or lose it in a heartbeat — but the important thing is that you’ll have fun doing it. Here are some bets you can throw your money on that have about as much to do with football as puppies. (Puppies!)
Will Marshawn Lynch grab his crotch after scoring a touchdown?
What color will Katy Perry’s hair be?
Will she forget any words to “The Star-Spangled Banner”?
Which color will Bill Belichick’s hoodie be?
What color will the Gatorade that’s thrown on the winning coach’s head be?
Tess Barker is a stand up comic and co-host of the Lady to Lady podcast.
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